Monthly Archive for February, 2007

An Open Letter to the Discovery Channel…

What the hell is wrong with you? Stick to what ya’ll do best. MythBusters.

An Open Letter to Jesus…

Hello Lord Jesus. I wanted to write this open letter in regard to the recent publicity stunt, err, “documentary” from the so called “Discovery” Channel. We at Kevin’s Word and Yo.media, of course, only watch Mythbusters on “Discovery”, but, the channel does many, um, “things” to get viewers to the network. The Democrats, err, “people” running the network know about as much about documentaries as a digested potato chip. This does not excuse them from airing the filth documentary which is about as true as Fox News.

Don’t take whatever these brain-dead coma patients do personally.

Have a nice day,
Kevin J Dupuy,
Kevin’s Word

iPhone Ad During the Oscars…

Hello? I was watching the Oscars on ABC and just about one minute ago, I saw the first ad for the iPhone from Apple. I’m sure it’ll be up on YouTube within the hour, but, it was a little unconventional for Apple. A bunch of movie characters sawing hello on phones, and then the iPhone flashed up. Not much info was given, not even the name (although that may have something to do with Cisco’s suit against Apple for ‘iPhone’, the price (though I wouldn’t advertise that either), or that it was coming to Cingular/AT&T only.

Yes, Virginia, you can buy stuff at my store…

I have launched a store at CafePress.com, called Yo.merchandise.
You can buy a bunch of useful stuff all with either my face or the Yo.media logo plastered on it. I, however, for tax reasons (like I don’t want to have to learn more about what I gotta do), do not recieve any profits. CafePress.com recieve all the money, and uses it to manufacture the products. However, the prices are affordable, and I hope you buy some stuff there, and spread the Word about Kevin’s Word.

The address is: www.CafePress.com/YoStuff

Damn Peanut Butter…

I’ve been sick since Sunday. I don’t actually like peanut butter, but today I was hungry but also I couldn’t eat much. So, I ate some toast with Peter Pan(TM) Crunchy Peanut Butter on top. Oops. I need to stop watching the news. Too depressing. Anyway, after looking at the product number on the cap
By the way, if the product number on the cap starts with “2111″, it has a special little ingredient.
Nothing like a little salminalla when you’re sick to, um, liven up your world. Ah, we’ll see.

the Krewe of Word

(no, that’s not a real parade) Alright, so Mardi Gras is just around the corner. Or, to be more technical, two down and two to the left. And because it’s been awhile since I’ve given advise in the form of a list (two years, actually), here’s some advise to keep you safe at the parades:

1. Don’t fight with me over beads. (For my Baton Rouge friends, of course.)
2. It’s not nice to call someone fat on Mardi Gras. Even if their name is Tuesday.
3. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink and blog. Don’t drink and set shows to record on the DVR.
4. If you’re in the parade, don’t throw your cell phone at someone, even if you don’t like them.
5. Get there early. Not too early, though. You might make someone think the iPhone’s being sold there.
6. Don’t tell DIRECTV. They might lock you in to a 2 year contract.
7. If you see a float that states “Mardi Gras is joining the new AT&T. Your world. Delivered,” you are at the wrong parade.
8. Indulge in what you’re giving up for Lent. If you’re not Catholic, indulge anyway and use that as an excuse.
9. If you’re offended by this article, don’t go to the Spanish Town Parade. (Always good times at that one!)